Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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