marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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