Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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