just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Do vagina's smell?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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