Im at strip club and am horny
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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