I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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