pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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