You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
