i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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