Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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