So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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