so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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