i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize