She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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