Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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