I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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