talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
