So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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