yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
