really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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