can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
BRING THE BAGELS
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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