Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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