Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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