I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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