So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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