You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The feeling are messing with the penis
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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