I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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