I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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