Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
