then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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