where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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