Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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