Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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