On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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