i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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