So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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