Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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