are you still at the devil's house?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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