Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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