It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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