it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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