My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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