I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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