My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
please don't ironically join a cult
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