Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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