Need sex. Gaining weight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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