dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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