She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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