I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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