So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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