So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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