she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We're too hungover to prance.
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