so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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