oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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